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Elon Musk – Save Me

This week the world has gone crazy about the possibility that Elon Musk will mount a hostile takeover of Twitter. Here’s my Twitter story. I can’t prove any of it because of course Twitter will say nothing. But Elon, if you’re reading this – save me!

It was May of 2020, early in the pandemic. As a senior I was in lockdown here in Negros Oriental. Back then, idiot that I was, I actually listened to the powers that be and spent that month never leaving my house.

I was bored of course, bored out of my mind. I’d played guitar for hours, surfed the net, watched YouTube. I was running out of distractions. I was so desperate – I logged onto Twitter.

Now to explain: I’ve been a Twitter member for maybe 6 years or so, but I never tweet. Frankly I have never seen the great fascination with the platform. Literally the only times I’d ever tweeted regarded this very blog. The blogging platform I use, WordPress, has an automated link so that when you complete a blog post, it automatically creates a tweet which posts a link to my latest blog. That is literally it; the only times I have ever tweeted.

So I go to my Twitter account as if entering a new house. Then I looked at the list of who I was following. To my shock and horror I was following Hilary Clinton. I knew that there is not enough booze in the world to get me drunk enough to follow her. So, I removed her. There were 6 or 8 more political and media figures that I was following that I knew I would have never subscribed to. So again I removed my follows. A total of no more than 10 were removed.

Then I made the mistake that will haunt me forever. I thought, ‘now that I have deleted these clowns, maybe I should subscribe to the guy whose tweets I hear often – but hear second hand. And so on that fateful day I subscribed to @therealdonaldtrump. And with that I logged off.

24 or 36 hours passed and I was still bored to death. I logged onto Twitter thinking, ‘let’s see what wild things my new friend has said today.’ And there it was – a message on my home page saying that I was suspended.

What happened, I wondered. What had I done. Paranoia said, ‘You unfollowed Hilary – you’re toast.’ Or worse yet, ‘you followed Trump – you’re burnt toast.’

I tried to find anywhere to get customer service on the platform to address the issue or at least to find out what I had done wrong. There was nothing.

I looked it up on the Internet and sure enough I found a link to a Twitter form for trying to get reinstated. I filled out the form stating that I was aware of nothing that I had done wrong and to please explain or reinstate me. When I clicked to submit the form, I got an automated email stating that they had received my appeal and would respond as soon as possible. “Soon as possible” apparently is Twitter code for “never.”

A few months went by and I replied to their email asking for an update. Crickets.

Under the category of “Dave is unusually patient and trusting,” after a year I thought that I should file the form again just in case it fell through the cracks. The election was over; surely I’d been punished enough. I got an immediate automated email that the form could not be submitted since I still had a pending case – a freaking year later!

It’s not like I missed Twitter. As I said I had hardly ever used it. But the thought that I might have been suspended because of the follows I had removed or the 1 I had added annoyed the hell out of me.

So Elon – please look into this and let me back in!

After the Elon announcement I again logged onto Twitter. The message was now that I had been permanently suspended. I had never received a response to my reinstatement form. The suspension allows me to read what is there but not to tweet or edit anything. I am listed as no longer following anyone nor is anyone following me. I am a man without a country or a platform.

Here’s what’s interesting. Now when I look I see a list of my tweets all of which are former blog postings. Except for the last one. I am positive it was not there before; a fake ad for RayBan sunglasses. Could I have been suspended permanently because of this one phony tweet? Could I have been hacked? Possibly. I suspect Hilary – or Trump 🙂

The Tourists are Back – Dueling Rants

So, yesterday I am flying from Dumaguete to Cebu and got into a conversation with a foreigner couple that has lived in the Philippines longer than I have. We shared experiences and a few travails and then the conversation turned to the return of the tourists. The female half of the couple began to almost whisper, “I’ve frankly enjoyed the last two years without the tourists,” she said. I giggled and agreed adding, “It was the only positive of the pandemic.”

Since the Philippines allowed tourists to return a month ago, a large number of people are returning who belong to a category I don’t consider tourists; they are residents here who for one reason or another got stuck outside the country and couldn’t get back in. I have a few friends in this category. Any negative comments I might make do not involve them.

The FB forums have been filled this month with questions and complaints from tourists who have arrived and those in the process of coming. Of course I am not talking about ordinary tourist questions; where do I go to find this or how do I go about doing that? That’s standard fair and I have even thrown out a few suggestions which were of course promptly ignored.

I am talking about the type of comments like, “why the hell does the Philippines do X…why was my flight delayed…why is the service so lousy…where do I get a taxi in Dumaguete (Dave’s answer: go to Cebu and pay a cabbie thousands of Pesos to drive 5 hours south). There may have been a time I would have been more predisposed to listen to and even answer such questions but the pandemic has robbed me of such generosity.

Now going back to my conversation on the flight, we all agreed that the Philippines desperately needs the tourist trade to return. Dumaguete has done remarkably well but I know the hotels and resorts in particular have been hammered and have been waiting for the return of the tourists, even if some of the said tourists are – how can I put it gently – assholes.

I just got back from hitting the ATM. Behind me was a young foreigner cursing up a storm to those Filipinos he was with. Granted I am being judgmental – but when I saw his slightly burned face, I knew he was one of those much sought after returning tourists.

I then went into a fast food restaurant and sat down while my order was being prepared. A young, lost-looking foreigner entered, saw another white face (mine), and nodded and smiled. I fully expected him to come over and talk or ask me where to find a taxi but I suspect that I threw out enough of a stink eye that he grabbed his food and left.

In the end I realize I have to adjust. I will learn to smile again at the newbies. I will answer questions, brag a bit about my experiences, and renew my acquaintance with the polite person I once was before the pandemic. Of course then I will think, as we part with a smile, “When the hell are they leaving.”

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Rant 2 is a subset of rant 1 and I’ve talked about this before. There’s no two ways about it. There are a lot of angry foreigners in the Philippines and two years of pandemic hasn’t made the situation any better. The first couple of years we were here Janet and I saw them often; foreigners yelling at waiters, store clerks, in banks, malls, in government offices. It was unpleasant and at times embarrassing, as I worried that it reflected on me, which of course it doesn’t. The last couple years more and more of those tirades were performed not by strangers but by people we know. It’s discouraging. It strikes me that there are a few reasons for such tirades, none of which are valid.

1. The Customer is Always Right: Many foreigners believe this common Western cliche and act on it angrily as in, ‘You are not giving me the service I require and paid for.’ Of course the problem with this, besides the fact that we are in a different country with a different service notion, is that the cliche itself is utter nonsense. I owned a small business for many years and while I certainly wanted my customers, or to be more frank, wanted their money, I would never do just anything to keep them. If they wanted me to break company policy, the answer was a polite ‘No.’ And if they did anything to insult me or other people the door was made available to them. So yelling at a powerless person in the Philippines about what you require because you are the “customer” just makes you look foolish.

2. The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease: Somewhere along the line a common strategy in the West became if you yelled loud enough you’d get the most and best attention. Janet observed this a lot when she worked at a supermarket in the US. Customers thought if they yelled the loudest she would acquiesce. They didn’t know Janet. But many of those customers have brought the same notion to the Philippines. ‘If I yell loudest I will get what I want.’ Unfortunately, despite appearances, acquiescing is not the standard reaction for most Filipinos. For many people here the more common reaction is, ‘I know a perfect place to bury the body.’ So be careful about who you yell at. Even the tiniest Filipina has brothers – and they know places.

The other add to this rant is that the Philippines is very different from the West; there is no anonymity here. Believe me if you have lived in Dumaguete for any length of time people know you. Waitresses know what I typically order, guards at the bank know that I am “the cowboy,” because I wear a large safari-style hat. If Janet enters the bank alone, they will ask her, “Where’s your husband, the cowboy?”

An acquaintance of ours is a yeller. We’ve been told about him, “Everyone in the barangay knows he yells and they avoid him.”

The Philippines is like Cheers – “where everyone knows your name.” In other words if you lose your shit, everyone will know – and they will remember – forever.

3. We’re From the West and We Know the Correct Way: This is probably the most disgusting of the rationalizations. ‘I know the correct way to do things; you Filipinos do not. I will teach you – loudly.’ If this is your attitude – then everyone knows places 🙂

Addendum: For anyone whose read this blog these many years, you ought to know by now that my emphasis is humor. Most foreigners in the Philippines are not angry jerks, though unfortunately some are. The pandemic has magnified some of the jerkdom. Most foreigners I know agree it is not pleasant to encounter such foreigners and frankly it’s dangerous – often to the jerks.

“All I want for Christmas” – is Power

It’s been nearly a week since Typhoon Odette hit the Visayas region of the Philippines. Bringing Cat 5 winds and an ocean full of rain it devastated many parts of the country and was gentler to others. The following are my experiences and general impressions at this point in time.

“What me worry”

Dumaguete rarely gets hit by typhoons. The last one to really hit the area was about 10 years ago. It’s basic geography; we are further sound than the typhoon belt which routinely slams the island of Luzon (where Manila is located), hits the Visayas less often and Negros Oriental, where we live, infrequently. We’ve seen storms heading our way before but invariably they shift enough to miss us, just drenching us with rain. 

But this time the storm tracked toward Negros from the beginning and never wavered. By Monday it seemed likely to hit us. That said almost everyone I knew seems nonchalant about it. Few people were in the kind of panic or preparation mode that you might see in Florida as a hurricane approaches. Everyone seemed to think “what can you do. It’ll either hit us or it won’t.” But as the days approached not only did it not change direction it went from a Tropical Storm to Typhoon to Super Typhoon.

Up until the morning of the storm even Janet wondered why I was worrying and asked why I was so concerned. We had workmen doing a project in our home. Come Thursday afternoon they still were not finished but continued (no doubt wanting to get paid) until after 5:00PM. Getting the cash seemed more important to them than getting home and batting down the proverbial hatches.

Our neighbor has a successful construction supply company. They were preparing for their annual Christmas party. About 5:00 workers arrived for the buffet style meal. By 5:30 the winds picked up considerably and no one seemed worried as they filled their plates; that is until close to 6:00 when power throughout the Province was cut off. The party broke up quickly after that.

Let’s talk about the power for a minute. Our island is fed by a nationally run transmission line. My guess, and I can’t prove it and no one will admit it, is that the line was cut on purpose to save the system and potentially save lives from downed power lines. 

So by 6:00 we had no Internet or power. Our emergency lights kicked in and I turned on my battery powered fan – an essential for me.

Between 6:00PM – 10:00PM the winds picked up to the point of a serious storm; something I had experienced often. At 10:00 Janet and I went to bed determined to at least try to get some sleep. And that’s when the fun began.

I Can Sleep Through Anything

I have always told people that I am such a good sleeper that I can sleep through nuclear war; that night proved it. We had been told that the brunt of the storm would hit early in the morning but apparently Odette was not informed. Between 10:00 – 10:30 our 2 story houses was battered by winds that did not resemble any storm I had ever experienced. And then conveniently I feel asleep.

I woke up at 11: 30 and while the storm was still raging it wasn’t raging as hard as an hour before. I thought, ‘maybe that was the worst of it,’ and fell asleep again. I am told by Janet and friends that between 1:30 – 2:30 it was pretty damn bad. But I was asleep so it couldn’t have been that bad lol.

I must admit that I wish Odette had hit during the day so I could see what was happening. Since I couldn’t see anything, sleep seemed the best thing to do. I woke again at 3:30 and this time stayed awake; not because the storm was so powerful (the winds had definitely tailed off with an occasional big gust) but because I knew that in a couple hours I could see the aftermath and was scared and excited to see.

At 5:30 I went downstairs and checked Facebook, which was down, along with my cell phone service. I waited till 6:00 and tentatively went outside. The house has survived, my shop in the back of our property survived. Literally not a drop of water had seeped into the house or shop. Apparently I had worried for nothing.

There were a few tree limbs down and a neighbor’s tree had fallen onto our wall; the next day it was cut up easily and efficiently.

Rumors started but with no cell service, Internet or power they were just rumors. By the next day my cell service returned (if poorly) and I could see on FB the devastation. While Dumaguete had gotten by relatively well, surrounding towns in Negros Oriental were severely damaged and other islands just to the north had not faired so well. Cebu, Leyte, and Siargao in particular were devastated.

Janet’s home town of Alcoy, in Southern Cebu was hammered. The family’s old house before they moved 3 years ago into a stronger concrete home was hit by 2 coconut trees and destroyed. Flash flooding killed a number of their neighbors from their former home area. Janet’s newest nephew (under a year old) got swept away by the floods and was saved at the last minute. 

The family’s new house was hit by a coconut tree and the roof damaged but fixable. 

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All this took days to piece together. The day after the typhoon I had enough connectivity to contact my sister and children and tell them I was OK. It was another day or two before the real effect of the storm became clear.

Is Modern Communication Really Better?

Back in my childhood storms meant that power might be down and possibly (though rarely) phone service. If there was a natural disaster somehow local newspapers still managed to get printed and distributed. Many of us had battery powered radios which told us what was happening.

But after Odette, with no power, Internet or cell service, life was chaotic and I couldn’t help but wonder if communication’s really better today. OK it probably is but for 24 hours I wished I had a damn newspaper to read.

Disaster Olympics

Perhaps it’s cynicism but I notice that there is nearly a competition to determine who has it worse. “My power will be out for X weeks/months,” people proclaim. There are towns and entire islands where the estimate is many months. Those who chose to live in remote areas are likely to have far more downed trees and will wait much longer for power to return.

In Valencia, where we live, a suburb of Dumaguete, power has returned to part of the town; unfortunately not our part. We have been told maybe this week but I am doubtful. There is a downed and destroyed pole not too far away, surrounded by shattered trees. They’ve put up a metal pole to replace it but for whatever reason have not transferred the lines. 

Get a Generator

I have debated back and forth for two years about buying a generator. It was in our original house budget but when the budget – well, went over budget, that was cut. 24 hours after the storm I had had enough and announced to Janet that it was time to get a generator. I went to the local Honda dealership hoping to find the Honda generator I was wanting two years earlier. They were already down to one remaining generator and not the model I had lusted after. It was actually on sale and I said I would take it. “Cash only,” I was told. “How am I supposed to get that much cash in the middle of this madness? “ I asked. Shrugged shoulders and sorrys.

Janet and I split up to find a working ATM. We found a couple but both had huge lines. My guess is that most people in line were trying to get food, not generator, money. An hour and a half later we remarkably had withdrawn the money for the generator and its needed accouterments (these things suck gas big time). We got it home set it up and fired it up. So for the past 5 days we’ve powered our devices, chargeable lights, my battery operated fan, kept the fridge cold, etc. We can’t run an aircon, but if I get desperate I can go in the car and cool off temporarily.

A Minor Success

Just as bad as the power, was the Internet situation. Our fiber lines were down and I noticed that our box about a block away was destroyed. Now that I had connectivity via phone I went to the PLDT website and waited in a queue for an hour before a representative chatted with me. It was late at night but I was determined to at least put in the request and inform them our box was destroyed. To my delighted surprise about 24 hours later they called me and a pair of technicians came over. What were the chances they would have a replacement box, I wondered? Excellent as it turned out and within less than an hour we had our Internet back – and thus I can post this tome.

Christmas Movies

For years I do nightly Christmas movies as the holidays approach. My list has grown to the point I have enough that I have to start about December 1. There are the classics like It’s a Wonderful Life, Scrooge, and Miracle on 34th Street, the modern kick ass Christmas movies like Die Hard and Home Alone, and the comedies like Bad Santa and Christmas Vacation. This week all the movies are getting watched on my phone. Ah, the sacrifices we make in the Philippines lol.

It’s Christmas

Some of Janet’s siblings and nieces had planned to travel to Dumaguete for Christmas. This was a big deal since with the pandemic they haven’t been here in two years. Unfortunately Odette changed that plan and so while the family cannot come some of our friends can and we intend to have a great Christmas Eve feast. Of course we decided that lunch would be more practical than a dark dinner. Hopefully Santa will understand.

Family History (or Is It Herstory)

I have been into my family genealogy for the past several weeks, using a popular online portal. I’ll get into some of the why’s and wherefores in a minute.

The portal is amazing at linking you to obscure family members using billions of records worldwide. And once you find one family member, that opens the door to dozens of others. Yesterday I was fooling around on the portal, found a new family member (a cousin of a cousin of a cousin), looked at his birth and death dates and thought “died in his 30s. Didn’t live too long.” Then I looked at cause of death. This isn’t filled out that often but sometimes you can see “cancer” or “heart attack” – the usual. But this time the cause of death field listed “Nazi Victim.” The year was 1940 and this obscure relative who lived in Poland was a holocaust victim. Before I was done I found several other holocaust victim relatives. I didn’t know how or what to think. Of course I had always known that I must have had distant relatives that died at the hands of the Nazis, but they were no one I knew or anyone in our American family knew.

This was not the reason I went down the genealogy rat hole.

Like many Americans with immigrant families just a couple generations old I knew nothing about my past. Relatives only talked about their American lives and American relatives. I knew that my maternal Grandfather was born in England and his family came to the US when he was a baby. For 50 years, when asked, I told people I was one quarter English, since that was all I knew.

Not many years ago I said this very fact to my Aunt, the last real keeper of the family history. She laughed and I bristled and said. “Well, he was born in England, so…” “Yes, David” she replied. “He was born in England. Do you know why?” I shook my head. “At the turn of the century Jews escaping Russia and Eastern Europe traveled West and England was the jumping off point to go to America.” There went my fantasy of being a descendant of an English Lord.

My Grandfathers Ain’t What I Thought They Were: I always liked my paternal grandfather’s name – Jack. It was short and sweet and kinda tough – just like he was. Janet and I talked often that if we ever had a boy, we’d name him Jack. Imagine my surprise to see the 1910 census (Jack was born in 1899) and see the family listed with 11 year old Jacob. Other documents of that era also listed him as Jacob. By the 1920 census he was Jack and would never again be referred to as anything else.

My maternal grandfather (the English Lord) was named Sol Criss. Even though I thought of Solomon, no one ever referred to him as anything but Sol. As a kid I speculated that it might have come from the Spanish word meaning sun. After all, he was an English Lord, why not have a cool Spanish name. In the 1910 US census, when he was 7, there it was – Solomon. Other early documents referred to Salomon. After all the family spoke Yiddish, so the English spelling wasn’t consistent. But just like Jack, by early adulthood he was Sol and never anything else. Jack and Sol were Americans, damn it – not Jacob and Solomon.

I found that many of those old relatives changed their names, no doubt to sound more American and less Jewish. We kids all barely knew but loved our Uncle Charlie. He was my Great Uncle and spent most of his adult life working with The Three Stooges. The adults in the family considered him the Black Sheep, but we kids loved the name, Uncle Charlie, and he flat out had the coolest job in the world. Imagine my disappointment at reading the 1900 and 1910 US census and seeing that his name was actually Meyer.

My Great Uncle on my maternal side – Sol Criss’s brother, was named Hyman Francis Criss; my mother called him Uncle Hymie. By the time he got to New York and became a fairly famous New York artist, he was Francis Criss. Not many famous artists named Uncle Hymie I guess.

So why did I go down this rat hole? I’m frankly not really sure. Like most kids I couldn’t have cared less about the past or relatives from far away places who were dead and gone. By the time I was a 20-something adult and kinda interested many of those adults had died, including my mother and grandparents. Once in a while I would travel across the country and see my aunt and uncle; the same aunt who schooled me on why I didn’t have an English Lord grandfather. She would show me pictures and throw out a million names but none of it stuck.

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Now I live in the Philippines where family is the most important thing there is and am married to Janet with her large and close family. And sometimes I feel I have no family. Of course that’s not true. I have a sister and a couple children and two ex-wives. My aunt is still alive and well into her 90s. And there are some cousins. I see a couple of them on Facebook. They’re getting older lol. There’s a younger generation but I know little about them. So I started this process to find out whatever I could find out.

I traced both sides of my family back to my great great grandparents. I found the 1901 English Census listing the Criss family (before Sol was born) waiting to go to America, which they would do two years later.

Other takeaways. All 8 of my great grandparents were born in Russia, or what was then called the Russian Empire. Apparently it wasn’t just little Sol who was trying to escape the pogroms.

People back then got married early – sometimes really early. And they had boatloads of kids. Grandfather Jack was one of 8 children and Grandfather Sol one of 7. In fact Sol’s father had a child fairly late in life; I guess it runs in the family. And BTW, he lived till 95- so I’ve got that to look forward to!

I also found some inlaws from the 19th century who I am guessing were Mormons since they lived in Utah and Idaho, and had a bunch of marriages and more children than you can count.

I’ve traced some branches of the family back to the 18th century and am still hopeful to find Weisbords (although it’s unlikely they were spelled that way) back to Russia.

So the upshot of this is I do have a family. And 100 years from now when descendants look me up and see my history they’ll wonder – how the hell did he end up in the Philippines!

Medicine in the Time of Covid

I’ve gotten to write a lot this year about my medical experiences, but fear not; it won’t be about me today. One of the things that has annoyed me the most doing the last year and a half is that our leaders (political, medical, scientific, media) treat us like we are morons. At this point here in the Philippines people have figured out how to work with or work around the large number of restrictions. Most Filipinos are back to work, the businesses that survived have re-opened, the plaza here in Valencia is bustling. In fact the town has a bunch of new restaurants and business seems to be brisk.

While travel is difficult, the people who need to travel (including Janet and I) have figured out how to travel. Even at the height of the lockdowns we figured out how to find a restaurant to serve us and despite several alcohol bans, my liquor and wine cabinet are bursting to the brim.

But this isn’t exactly what I want to talk about today. The following are several stories with the names and circumstances slightly changed to protect the innocent. They all relate to medical issues and death here during these difficult times.

Number 1 – Our Gardener: We have a gardener here who does a wonderful job and works his ass off. No sense in saying what we pay him; in the US you wouldn’t believe it. He looks ancient but I finally found out he’s about my age. OK, I guess that does make him ancient.

He hasn’t taken the vaccine nor does he intend to. BTW, if anyone is wondering, I’ve been vaccinated here (Sinovac) and am far from an anti-vaxxer. That said I know that many people here don’t want to take it and I have no problem with that personal decision. The gardener told Janet he was no fool and that he takes good care of himself, gets plenty of fresh air, sun and exercise in his job and does his best to socially distance. But he’s scared of the jab. The following scared him worse.

He told us a story of his cousin. About his age and from what I could gather with heart issues, the cousin took the vaccine and the next day got sick with chills. The family chose not to take him to the hospital and the cousin died. I have no idea what he died of nor does the family and that is sort of the point of this blog.

Here in the Philippines, where religion is still important, death and the subsequent funeral is a very important thing. So is family. All Filipinos know that if your elderly family member is taken to the hospital he will be swab tested. If he tests positive he will be quarantined and no family member will be allowed to see him. If he dies after a positive test, there will be no viewing, no church funeral and no burial with the family in attendance. The body will be sent directly to the cemetery. Everyone knows this and so for many people the decision is to not take the ill person to the hospital. In this case, could the cousin have been saved? We will never know. But my gardener ain’t getting the jab.

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Number 2: A man was stabbed in a dispute. He was rushed to the closest clinic where it was determined that he would need surgery and was sent to a hospital in Cebu. First thing that happened was the swab test and he tested positive, despite the fact he had no symptoms – well unless you think a gaping stab wound is a symptom. He was quarantined in the hospital for 14 days but was able to get his surgery done and did survive. No family was allowed and in fact family members who’d been in contact with him were also quarantined. Neither the man, nor any members of his family ever showed a symptom. Had he died from his stab wounds his family would never have seen him again.

Number 3: I wrote of the death of Janet’s Grandfather/Lolo last December, at age 90; a pretty old age for a Filipino man. He died in his sleep. He was not sent to the hospital for an attempt to revive him, for exactly the reason I am writing about here.

In fact, the part of the story that I did not write about last December was that several days before he passed away he was depressed because he missed his family and was not eating. His daughter, my Mother in Law, went to the local clinic to ask for vitamins to help him eat. They strongly suggested she check him into the clinic. She refused, knowing what this could mean. Several days later they actually came to visit Lolo and encouraged him to check into the clinic. He refused. Could they have helped him? At his age and in his condition probably not. But his fear and the family fear that they would never see him again outweighed any possible benefit. In the end he passed away peacefully and had a proper viewing and funeral.

This is in stark contrast to his illness the year before (prior to Covid). At that time he got a lung infection and spent several weeks in a clinic getting antibiotics and oxygen. He survived and returned home to live another year.

Janet’s Grandmother/Lola: A little more than a week ago Janet’s grandmother passed away at age 89. She too died in her sleep. There was never a consideration about rushing her to a clinic for an attempt at revival.

Janet’s Uncle: Janet calls him an uncle, but he’s really Janet’s Mother’s cousin. He was recently ill and rushed to the hospital by his son. The son was tested for Covid and tested positive. The father never got tested; he died shortly thereafter. Because the son tested positive, Janet’s uncle was sent directly to the cemetery, never to be seen by a family member or to have a funeral, despite the fact that no one ever determined whether he even had, let alone died of Covid.

I have 5 or 10 more similar stories but you get the idea. Going back to my original point, people here aren’t stupid. If you punish them for taking their family members to a hospital they will stop doing it.

My PI CAncer Adventure – Lessons Learned

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Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

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Part 6

Part 7

You can all breathe a sigh of relief. This will be my last posting in this epic tome. I’ve been home almost three weeks and my nose is returning to what will be its new normal. My oncologist has cleared me, I’ve seen my dermatologist (as I will every 6 months for the rest of my life) and I visited a cardiologist who said I was fine, with my heart just compensating for – you know, getting old. My energy is coming back. In short I expect to put this ordeal in the rear view mirror soon.

I hear expats all the time complain and worry about health care in the Philippines. So the following are my lessons learned and suggestions. Take them with a grain of salt of course. It’s your body and your money.

Get a Doctor(s): Many guys here just wait till they have a major problem or keel over and then are dragged to the ER where they get whatever doctor is on call. And then of course complain about the care or the costs. So get and visit a General Practitioner regularly. Get a check up and have your blood work done. You’ll not only feel more confident that you are not likely to keel over, you will have an entry point into the medical system who can recommend treatments, medications and other specialists when needed. Yes, you may have to visit a few GPs before you find one you like, but that would be true anywhere.

The same is equally true with specialists. As we age and our little bits and pieces age they need to be cared for. So, depending on what issues you have, find a dermatologist, cardiologist, optometrist, dentist, etc. Typically doctors visits here are cheap – so go to the specialists you need.

And BTW, if you are pasty white and older in the Philippines, you definitely need a dermatologist.

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Get PhilHealth: I am surprised at how many expats here do not have PhilHealth. Yes I understand that a few years ago they raised their rates for expats and guys were pissed off, but unless you have other medical insurance it is still a good deal. If I have done my math correctly, this year PhilHealth covered nearly 100k of my treatments.

While PhilHealth only covers in-patient hospital care, many procedures are considered in-patient. My surgery in Manila was in-patient, even though I never spent a night in a hospital. My radiation therapy in Cebu was the same.

In addition, while it is true that my PhilHealth premium increased it also covers Janet. So again, It’s a good deal you should strongly consider.

Do Your Research: It may be harder, but if you know that you need an upcoming procedure, do your research. Ask about doctors, hospitals and the best procedures available. Ask about costs although this may be harder to pin down since the typical answer will be “it depends on what the doctor orders.”

I find that Americans do a little better with this than those expats from countries with socialized health care systems. Those guys are used to “free” healthcare and are less used to a system where healthcare has different prices, just like other services. Americans are also used to being gouged by doctors and hospitals and so are often pleasantly surprised by prices here – that is if they do their research – if they don’t they can get gouged here also.

Know People and the System: The Philippines is a communal society. Everyone seems to know everyone. Most expats do not take advantage of this but you should. Here are two examples:

Last summer, after the pandemic was well underway, but before we knew what we now know (lol) I had a weird rash, unlike any I had ever had. I also was running a slight fever. After a couple of days I wondered, ‘should I get a swab test?’ But we were all still afraid of going to a hospital so I hesitated. Then I remembered that I have a guitar repair customer who is a front line doctor. Apologetically, I contacted him. We spoke on Messenger and I described my symptoms and showed him my rash. He confidently confirmed that it was not Covid and I did not need a test. An antihistamine would help, which it did. I thanked him and apologized again but he reminded me that telemedicine is the present and future.

Second story: Recently I got my 1st Covid jab. I was surprised by several expat friends who didn’t know that it was available here and complained that their local towns or barangays did not come to tell them. Remember, this is the Philippines – a communal society. Everyone knew the vaccine was available for seniors; except my few friends. So, get to know people and get to know the system. Do you know where your barangay is? Do you know your Barangay Captain? You should. Janet and I know ours and we have texted her several times over the years when we had issues and she always got back to us with answers. So know people and know the system.

Have cash and keep it separate: Moving to the Philippines without actual cash in the bank is a disaster waiting to happen and most of us know this. What I am talking about is having a medical or emergency fund separate from your monthly living expenses fund. We have such a fund in the US. In addition, I also keep some cash in a dollar account in my Philippines bank. I keep it separate from my Peso account, so we don’t end up spending it for monthly living expenses. Figure out something similar. It doesn’t have to be huge – just enough so that you can easily access it in an emergency. The same can be true with a credit card. Most (though not all) hospitals will take credit cards, so in a medical emergency having a credit card can help.

Anyway, I hope and pray that this is the end of my medical adventure here. That said, as we get older there is a reasonable chance that there will be other such adventures. I think I’ve learned a little about navigating such adventures. Hopefully, you the reader have also.

My PI Cancer Adventure – 7 – All the Way Home

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There’s no sense pretending that the 2nd half of my 25 radiation treatments were as easy as the first half. My nose got redder and redder and itched and I applied gobs of aloe on it.

Later I was prescribed some stuff for more severe burning. I applied it and it smelled familiar. Looking at the ingredients, sure enough it was made with sesame oil. I smelled every day like dim sum.

The more annoying aspect was that inside my nose everything dried and clogged up. My oncologist had warned me of the drying effect of the radiation. I sprayed lots of saline solution up there and took plenty of hot showers to soften it up and tried to blow.

But let’s face it, in the end, a red and dried up nose was far easier that what most patients on the Radiation Unit at Chong Hua Hospital were experiencing.

The one surprise to the Philippines doctors and technicians was the nose color. I had been told that near the end my nose would get very dark or brown in color. Janet expressed skepticism “He doesn’t tan. He only gets red.” And sure enough she knew more about her husband than the docs. Only red – no brown.

The last 6 treatments were the toughest. We were sick of the process. There was nothing more to get excited about in Cebu City, other than getting the hell out. The last 3 were like a countdown where I let everyone know, “3 more…2 more…1 more. Graduation!”

Janet and I debated a lot about what to do for the staff on Graduation Day. They had all been so great to us that I wanted to do something: buy lunch, snacks or some token of my appreciation. In the end I went the healthy route and brought a couple dozen Krispy Kremes. The 2 dozen set included a couple of gift donuts that Janet and I consumed. Boy I had forgotten how good fresh, not day or many days old old donuts (like we get in Duma) taste.

I was told that after the final treatment I would meet with my oncologist. Over the last few days I had gotten nervous about this. Based on what little I knew I assumed she would order another CT scan down the road; would that be the last one or would more be needed till I was good to go. Would I have to come back to Cebu City or could I do it in Dumaguete? And what else would I need to prove the monster had gone? I didn’t sleep well the last night and made out a list of questions, as is my nature.

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The doctor handed me two copies of the final radiation report: one for me and one for my dermatologist. She also said that based on the CT scan I should visit a cardiologist since the scan showed an enlarged heart. She got up and started to say goodbye.

“What? What else? I need another CT scan down the line, right?”

“No.”

“i don’t understand. I mean if you say I don’t need it – great. But don’t I need further checking?”

“There was no lymph node involvement; so you’re fine. Visit your dermatologist regularly because you are at future risk. And see a cardiologist. But other than that you’re good to go.”

I broke down for a minute and Janet hugged me. We bid our goodbyes and I told the doctor how much I appreciated everyone on the unit, how great they had all been to me, and how much I would recommend Chong Hua to anyone in the future. And I will!

We went back to our condo and finished packing and under the category of there is always one more glitch, waited patiently for the swab tests results to be emailed to us. We needed them to return to Negros. They didn’t come that day and the next morning when we woke up they were not there either. Finally after breakfast one more time we returned to the hospital. The results were there and they printed them out and then we rushed back to the condo, loaded the car and now 2 hours past our planned departure, finally got the hell out of Dodge. BTW, we never got the emails.

Many hours later on the ferry for home, Janet was happy and I tried to be happy to return. Of course I was happy to go home and happy that this chapter of my life was ending. But still I couldn’t feel completely good about it.

Last night I had a terrible night. With the aircon on as usual I woke up freezing to death. Janet tried to warm me. Not long after I was hot as hell and turned the aircon back. I went through another round of cold and hot, then got up for awhile. Eventually I went back to sleep and slept normally.

For the first 68 years of my life I was in great health and took it casually. A headache was a headache – pop a Tylenol. Now if I get a headache I think, ‘the cancer’s spread – I have a brain tumor.’ If my neck is sore I think. ‘lymph node spread.’

Is this the “new normal” to use that horrible term or will I return to where I was; or be somewhere in the middle? I don’t know but I was home and this morning took my normal walk in our yard and pulled out my guitar and played and prepared to be around for awhile (hopefully a long while) longer.

My PI Cancer Adventure 6 – Halfway Home

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I just had radiation treatment #12 with 13 more to go. It would have been #13 but yesterday was a holiday, a newly declared one by President Duterte, so the unit was closed.

Like most unpleasant things in life where I am halfway finished, I think ‘Great – halfway there. I can do this.’ But of course the other side of my warped mind says, ‘OMG, only halfway!’

Janet and I have developed a routine. Our daily appointment is at 11:30. We get there early to get a little bit of paperwork and the payment out of the way, and then hang out in the unit. Often, I am taken early and rarely are we taken late. This couldn’t be the Philippines, could it?

Like with all other patients, an attendant comes out and takes me by the arm to lead me to the radiation machine room. But after a few sessions they realized they did not have to take me by the arm and stopped doing it. In reality I am far different from most of the patients here. Most of them clearly have serious cancer issues and many are doing chemo as well as the radiation. Janet has been asked by others, “What’s wrong with your husband? He seems fine.” And by comparison they are right.

We like to get in and get out as soon as possible and I am not looking to make friends. I knew early in life that a career in medicine was not in the cards for me because, you know, I don’t like seeing sick people.

There is one exception; a little girl is there for her daily treatments. I would guess she is 8 or 9. She is very friendly and greets everyone and calls us guapo/guapa. While we don’t know her exact prognosis, Janet found out from the girl’s mother that she has a brain tumor. Janet fell for her. Janet got her a stuffed dog from Toys R Us; that’s my Janet!

When I am escorted into the room I lie down on the table, they quickly set up the machine for my treatment and bang zoom I am told to stay still, they go to the control room and I get about 30 seconds of radiation. Once in a while I am gently threatened, “If you don’t stay still we will have to use the mask. And remember your eye is close to your nose; we don’t want radiation there.” I stay still! I know the routine like clockwork and am done in 5-10 minutes.

The side effects are minor. My nose is already as red as WC Fields’, for those old enough to know that reference. It itches like hell, as if I had a bad sunburn, which ironically is sort of what I have. I put lots of aloe on the thing. If we were home in Valencia, I could use the aloe plants that Janet raises. Who knew when a couple years back she started raising aloe that I would be a major consumer.

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Let me talk for a minute about my experience at Chong Hua Hospital in general and the radiation unit in particular. It’s been fantastic! The level of efficiency is incredible and everyone is very nice and sensitive to the patients. I have limited hospital experience but I cannot believe it could possibly be any better in an American hospital.

In addition, they seemed very concerned with saving me money. I documented in my last blog piece how PhilHealth discounted the treatment by over 50%. Since I do not have a Philippines Senior Card I could not get the senior discount of 20%. I blew it off at first, happy to get the Phil Health discount. But the office staff in the unit did not blow it off. Somehow (and I am unclear how) after our first couple treatments they did get me the senior discount. At this point the total cost of the treatment which I previously estimated at 60k now looks like it will be 40k. Truth is my daily treatment out of pocket cost is about the same as Janet and I would spend for a very nice lunch in Cebu.

About a week ago I got a call at 6:50AM from someone in the unit saying not to come in for my treatment until I received a follow up call; there was a machine problem and the engineer was on his way. Two hours later I got a callback saying to come in; all was fixed. This is above and beyond service, especially when you consider there are 54 daily radiation patients in the unit.

The other day we were sitting waiting for my day’s treatment. The oncologist approached me. “You look tired.” I was. She examined me and put the stethoscope to my lungs. “Just get more exercise and the fatigue will go away.” And she was right – it did. But again, above and beyond service, especially considering I am far from the most serious patient here.

There are at least two other foreigners getting treated in the unit. I haven’t made friends lol. One funny thing did happen. An attendant approached one day to get the next patient. He had clearly been told it was the foreigner’s turn. He looked back and forth at the two foreigners there before giggling and deciding it was the other foreigner to be taken. Let’s face it – it’s hard to tell the difference.


Our lives are a bit boring outside of the treatment times. So we’ve done some shopping. For those interested in shopping experiences in Cebu City, Ayala Mall was nicely remodeled after the fire of a couple years ago. The new SM Seaside, which is supposed to be one of the largest malls in the world is nice but nothing out of the ordinary, except for its size. We also spent a chunk of yesterday in Landers Superstore, a Costco-like warehouse experience, selling mostly Western goods. It was nice, the cafe food was good and it would be great to have one in Dumaguete. Well, I can dream, can’t I?

I did have a bizarre experience at Ayala Mall. This falls under the category of really, really small world. We were in JB Music looking at strings and demoing an amp. A tall “foreigner” struck up a conversation about guitars. He wanted to tell me that he knows a good guitar tech in Cebu. I told him I am a guitar tech in Dumaguete and we start talking about that. There are so few real techs in the Philippines that I told him I have been contacted by customers from as far as Cebu City willing to bus and ferry to Dumaguete to get my services. I think of one particular guy who contacted me pre-Covid with a 50-year old Martin that needs a neck reset. He was gonna come to Duma but we were never able to connect and then the pandemic hit. Anyway my new guitar friend left and I went back to testing out the amp. About 20 minutes later a Filipino man, perhaps close to my age, approached me. “I hear you are from Dumaguete. I know a guitar guy there – Dave Weisbord.” “That’s me,” I said, completely shocked. That’s right – it was the guy with the 50 year old Martin!

Other than shopping and eating we are a bit bored. We are creatures of routine and I know Janet in particular misses her gardening and Zumba classes. We hit the gym here in the building and use the treadmill. I love to walk and it’s an OK substitute. I also brought my guitar so there is some normalcy for me. Plus we found a really good massage place nearby and Janet has Saturdays penciled in for a massage. Most importantly the liquor ban in Cebu City, going back to last year, was lifted the other day. So drinking just a little bit has become part of my protocol!

The city in general is a little depressing. The energy is less than normal and there seems to be more businesses and restaurants closed than in Duma. Even the hotel next door, one of the best in the Philippines, seems a shell of its former self; simply not enough guests to support it.

So, dear readers, 13 more to go! Can’t wait to go home!

My PI Cancer Adventure – Part 5

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Yesterday I had the first of what will be 25 radiation treatments. Normally I might have waited until all the sessions were done, but I have things to say and I am also using this blog to, in a way, distract myself.

We came into Cebu Province on Saturday. It was the 60th birthday of my MIL and the party was Sunday. It was great that we could coordinate my treatment with the birthday event. Because of Covid I hadn’t seen the family in over a year and it was nice to see them all. The grandkids had grown and it was delightful to play with them and remind them of who I was. At least 100 (maybe 150) people were fed lechon.

On Monday it was off to Cebu City. I debated about going cheap in our accommodations because I anticipated a month there but in the end I know that Janet and I are a bit too spoiled to go completely cheap, so I rented a condo from AirBNB for a month. It’s a nice and secure building adjoining a high end hotel here. We tried to settle in and await the next morning, when I was to meet the first radiation oncologist; I had booked two appointments at different hospitals.

Unfortunately there was no way I could get an estimate as to treatment costs, since there was no way to know what treatment the oncologist would order. So I had transferred money from our US bank to our Philippines bank. I knew that Chong Hua Hospital had the reputation of being one of the top hospitals in the Philippines but I also knew it had the reputation of being expensive – at least by Philippines standards. However I also know that my Phil Health coverage would pay a chunk of the bill. I hoped I had enough money in the bank. Janet assured me we could get more if needed, which is true, but someone has to worry about breaking my retirement fund just for some pesky medical stuff.

The radiation oncology department at Chong Hua looked and felt impressive from the moment we entered. It was clearly upscale, as was the entire hospital. Just the general environment reminded me of an American hospital, if that’s important to you. Hell, even the aircon in the radiation unit blasted lots of cold air. First impressions are important.

Several staff at the unit’s front desk, including the woman I had been communicating with online, took great care of us. After paperwork, we waited in the waiting room for the arrival of the radiation oncologist. I looked around at the patients there, many of whom seemed to be dealing with much more serious cancer issues than me. It did selfishly panic me; would I look like this in a month, I wondered?

We met the radiation oncologist, a no-nonsense middle-aged woman. She agreed with my surgeon, that a round of radiation was needed. She also wanted another CT Scan, despite the fact that I had one a week before in Dumaguete. This one would focus strictly on the lymph nodes in the neck, since that would be the place where any spread from the nose would have to start. I started panicking. She explained the radiation treatments if it only turned out to be the nose or if it turned out to have lymph node involvement.

Now in all fairness to me, I well remember my grandfather who had oral cancer and had his lymph nodes irradiated and eventually surgically removed. So I had a genuine reason for a little panic.

At that point I apologized to the doctor but said, “I am an American so forgive me but I need to ask this question. Why should I use Chong Hua for this treatment.” She and Janet giggled a bit at the arrogant foreigner but she actually explained why and it made perfect sense. We were sold.

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The doctor also described a mask that would be created to lock my head down so they could get a perfect CT scan. She said they might or might not use the mask to immobilize me for the actual 25 radiation treatments. This caused me concern but after all I have never been claustrophobic so I could handle it.

The radiation oncology unit has its own CT Scanner and technicians. In fact everything in the unit is self-contained, unlike most medical places in the Philippines where you go from one place to another to order treatments, pay for treatments, and have them performed. It was all done in the unit, which I really appreciate.

Apparently at 68 years old I have now discovered I am claustrophobic! They showed me the mask which is wetted and then the tech pushed it against all parts of my face to mold it to me. It then snaps down, making my head completely immobile. I began to hyperventilate. My heart rate shot up as no doubt did my BP. I pulled my arms out of the restraints they were in and began pounding my fist against the table, trying to distract myself. The technician asked, “Do you want me to take it off?” “Yes!”

She unsnapped me and remarked that at least the mask mold was dry. She was actually very nice, calming me down with soothing words. After a couple minutes she asked if I was ready for the mask again to perform the CT and that she would go as fast as possible. I agreed.

The mask was snapped down and she said “three minutes.” I could hear her running to the control room to do the test. I pounded my fist on the table again and just said, “Hurry.” She was a real pro and gave me a countdown. “One more minute.” OK, I thought, I can do this for another minute. “Thirty seconds – last scan.” “Ten seconds.” Then it was over and they rushed to get me out of the mask. I tried to pretend that I had gotten used to the mask a little bit the last minute or so but who was I kidding.

I came out of the CT Scan room and still hyperventilating tried to explain to Janet what had happened. The technician came up and explained to Janet in Visayan that they would not use the mask for my treatments and would have to go to Plan B. I was whisked to another room where I stood face to face with the radiation accelerator. I lay down and was surrounded by 5 people, including the radiation oncologist. Everyone was quickly speaking in Visayan moving the machine to get the correct angle. The doctor marked my nose with a permanent marker to create a target and I was told not to wash it so that they could use the target the next day for the first treatment.

There was a reason for all the rushing. I had had the required swab test in Dumaguete last week and the doctor told me if they didn’t actually start treatment by the next day I would have to be re-swabbed.

I stumbled out of the room and Janet and I went back to the front area for the bill. Another form of panic; financial panic. What was all of this great treatment going to cost? Lots of discussion about my Phil Health coverage and lots of questions about whether I had a Senior Discount Card. Now this is a sticky subject with foreigners in the Philippines. A Senior Discount card gives you a 20% discount on all sorts of services, including here at the hospital, but foreigners aren’t suppose to have one. That said, I know a number of foreigners who have been able to get one but it’s a controversial issue and I have never bothered to try.

The estimate came and I was shocked. I had to read it a couple times to convince myself it was real. PhilHealth, which I spoke positively of before, discounted my bill by well over 50%. My grand total for that day’s CT Scan, the treatment plan development, and 25 radiation treatments was out of pocket about 60k. This couldn’t be right; I had budgeted triple.

Now I realize this might not be all of the cost. I would expect another CT Scan or some kind of testing at the end of the radiation series to make sure I’m good. But basically I am getting complete treatment at one of the best hospitals in the Philippines for the equivalent of under $1300.

The next day we confirmed that there had been no lymph node involvement found and therefore only the nose would be zapped. I went through the first round with no problems. I think I can do this!

My PI Cancer Adventure – Part 4

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It’s been two months since my last blog posting and a few readers have asked for an update, which I really appreciate.

Last night was a sleepless night. I spent part of it thinking of my mother and grandfather and the cancer treatments they went through. I know why this all came up last night.

Two months ago I came home from my surgery in Manila. Janet and I were allowed to quarantine at home and I started the process of healing. For five weeks I had a large scab covering my surgery and the skin graft. But at five weeks the scab came off, showing that what was left behind wasn’t too bad. Better still, the remaining wound began to heal rapidly. I sent my surgeon a weekly selfie of my nose progress.

The progress was important for the obvious reasons but also because the surgeon had told me that once the nose was 100% healed I was to get a CT Scan, MRI and a round of radiation for any stray nasty cancer cells left behind. So while I was happy to see rapid healing I was perfectly fine to delay things for a few more weeks.

But last Monday I got a message that I was good to go and ready to proceed with the CT Scan and radiation; she said to forget the MRI. One thing down – I liked that.

The truth is if you look at my nose now you would have to know that I had cancer surgery two months ago otherwise you’d see nothing but a less than beautiful old nose. Skin grafts are amazing!

I’d enjoyed the last month. I’d come to the conclusion that the nose was healing and yet I knew I had time until the next medical stuff; so I relaxed, at least a little bit. But now I was back into reality. I had to make an appointment with my local dermatologist, find an oncologist to order and evaluate the CT, and find a radiation oncologist for the radiation step – the part I was most scared about.

So last Thursday I walked into Silliman Medical Center for an appointment with an oncologist. The doctor was at least as old as me – maybe a bit older (Janet estimated she was close to 80 but I’m not sure about that). Now I am not an agist – considering my age that would be silly. But still it gave me pause; I know how good my memory is nowadays. Worse still the doctor pulled out a magnifying glass to read the order my surgeon had written. Still she seemed pleasant enough as I told her the details of my surgery and after all I just needed her to order the CT Scan and imaging medication.

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The next day Janet and I came back to have the scan done. Now I’ve seen the large CT Scanners on TV doctors shows but that’s about all I knew. We paid for the scan (about P8.3k) then wandered around trying to find the pharmacy for the imaging medicine, designed to light me up for the chest scan. We found the place, got the bill, then had to go back downstairs to the cashier to pay for it, then return upstairs to pick it up. Cost? A less than modest 5k.

At that point we went to the Imaging Department. The imposing machine looked just like it did on TV. Where was Dr. House to run this thing? I met the young technician and asked her what would be happening and what possible problems or side effects I might have. She ran through a long list of effects the medicine might cause. I am sure the blood drained from my face. “So how do we avoid those side effects?”

“We will give you a test dose and wait five minutes to see if you have a reaction. If not we will proceed with the scan.”

“How long is the scan?” I asked. “Less than 20 minutes,” she said.

I got on the CT Scan table and they ran a machine test. The machine pretty much yells at you to “Take a deep breath and hold it.” Then after a moment “Breathe normally.” The thing was so loud Janet could hear it all from outside the treatment room.

The technician asked if I was Ok and I admitted I was nervous. I think this made her nervous. Janet speculated afterwards that she was intimidated because I am a foreigner. Not sure if this is true but she was very nervous about installing the IV for the imaging medication. Eventually she brought in someone else to put in the IV. She injected a small amount of the medicine to see if I would have a reaction. When I had no reaction we were ready. While I am not claustrophobic I was bracing myself for the 20 minutes under the machine. The table slid under the machine, the machine yelled at me to “HOLD MY BREATH” which I did, the table slid back out and the technician said over the microphone,”the test is over.” “What! That was it?” 30 seconds tops.

Later I realized that when I had asked her and she had said 20 minutes she was talking about the entire process, not the test itself. The communication gap strikes again.

After the test the technician asked me to wait for 20 minutes in case I had a reaction because “we’re right here at the ER.”

So I’d survived the test and was told I wouldn’t have the results until the following Wednesday. And now on Tuesday night I couldn’t sleep. What would the test – a test ordered to see if the cancer had spread – show?

Testing of all sorts in the Philippines is different. When the results are available you pick them up and then make an appointment with your doctor. So after picking up the results Janet and I scanned the papers to see what the results were. Yes there were several concerning issues – issues not uncommon for a 68 year old – but my medical eye saw nothing about spread.

At that point we went to the oncologist’s office and waited. She and her assistant were late; pretty common here. Eventually she arrived and began reading the report to me and explaining it, and surprisingly without the use of her magnifying glass. Yes, she wants a couple of follow up tests, which can happen during or after the radiation. And yes, we will probably do another CT in a few months to compare. And yes, she said at my age I should visit a cardiologist regularly. But nothing seemed to worry her too much.

So at that point, feeling more confident, I asked her about the radiation and admitted that my notion of radiation was what they did to my mother and grandfather over 50 years ago. She told me it was just like a light and I would feel no pain. Soon I will find out whether this is true or not.